So as I walk around campus I usually hear other people's conversations who are walking near me. I hear the standard "Are you going out tonight?" and the ever abundant "Oh my God, no wayyy"'s all too often, but I also find myself hearing the unbelievable. The following is a comprised page of ridiculous things that I've heard people say over the last couple of weeks.
*When referring to the signage under the trees around campus:
Girl: "I didn't know there were different types of trees... I
just thought they were all trees?"
My thought:
"Leave campus. Now. You are bringing down not only the
GPA of the University, but also the intelligence of the
general population"
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Guy:
"Yo I just heard that house music is a kind of music and
not just music you play at a house party."
My thought:
"Take your dre beats off. Your bro tank privileges have
been revoked."
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Girl (In unidentified Sorority):
" I'm only in school because my parents want me to be.
I'm just going to marry a rich old guy and party"
My thought:
-_-
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Guy:
"What's a Herman B?"
My thought:
"Do you even go to this school?"
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Girl Shopping at Urban:
"I like this dress but its so 'me' though... I don't want
to wear anything too 'me'"
My thought:
"Excuse me? I actually hate you."
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Clearly a Freshman:
"Its not going to be that bad when winter comes. Indiana
can't be that much worse than Georgia"
My thought:
"Go ahead and say that when you can't feel your face come
early February"
Guaranteed to be writing more of these because there will never be a lacking of stupidity.
